1. When you wake up in the morning... ?

• a: I have a Shift+Ctrl+Alt mark on my cheeks and I keep pressing the mouse.
• b: I think to myself "oh, not again" and go back to sleep for another 5 minuts. I wake up an hour later.
• c: I scuffle to the bathroom and keep dreaming, so I can see what happens at the end.
• d: I drink coffee till I can remember who I am... then I drink more coffee.

2. How many colleagues do you share the room with?

• a: Just a few more monkeys.
• b: Room? I work in a cubicle.
• c: It's just me.
• d: Don't care, cause I can't stand them.

3. How often do you dream?

• a: At least once a day, while waiting for something.
• b: While I'm restarting my PC.
• c: I'm living my dream.
• d: Few seconds before I go to sleep.

4. If you're offered a free day tomorrow, how would you spend it?

• a: Doing totally nothing.
• b: Perfect - finally some free time to finish some work.
• c: I'll go to an isolated cave.
• d: Duuh! I'm hitting the road and... wait, where are my glasses?

5. When was the last time you saw a friend, who isn't your colleague?

• a: Yesterday.
• b: A week ago.
• c: They won't speak to me anymore.
• d: See who?

DIAGNOSES

Mostly A's

The jealous embrace of your stress keeps you tight behind your desk. You use your legs mostly as transport between the desk and the copier, but actually you want to try them in other areas, too.
We recommend: stop any mental activities and engage yourself in something, that requires lots of movement, teamwork and passion.

Mostly B's

This monotony without any sign of change is drivin' you nuts.
We recommend: something new, wild and dangerous - like a first-time snowboard jump off a high peak. "But it's summer - there's no snow!" So what?

Mostly C's

Yep. You've gone lulu head. Your mind is always full of voices: boss, colleagues, clients. Unfortunately, this often results with you talking to yourself. On the streets!
We recommend: open your mind and talk to some close friend. Who exists!

Mostly D's

You don't know what day of the week it is - you haven't had a weekend for such a long time! You don't even know the season, because you go home when it's already dark outside. And it is a real miracle you can read those lines, because your world is some chaotic set of blurry spots, you see behind a ground glass.
We recommend: leave that cuckoo job. Now!